Usually reserved for the dark months of winter, the beard makes a comeback during quarantine. The ol’ lady might let it stick around.

The fresh breads and desserts we learned to bake during quarantine cease providing comfort. They betray us and are now counted as a leading cause of stress.

COVID-19 dominates the home school curriculum like it does the headlines. And students are finding out just how much better they had it at school.

Even with all the madness, the media is ignoring the true shopping obscenity. The marked absence of imported cheese.

Something has risen to fill the bleak silence. Jovial at first and almost enjoyable. But then it repeats. And repeats. And repeats. And repeats. And rep-

Despite the brilliant sunshine pouring in through the windows, the day is dark. The approaching spring mocks us with every budding flower and chirping bird.