A series of short stories, ridiculous poems, and bad art developed as a tribute to grandmothers everywhere. Originally published online in 2016, they are reproduced here for your viewing pleasure.
Grandma Poems
When Grandma Broke Bath Time
Grandma incurs my wrath when she ruins my bath.
When Grandma Killed Kitty
Grandma looked down with pity while describing the death of poor kitty.
My Grandma
Thanksgiving
Grandma created an unparalleled familial ambiance on Thanksgiving. She drew up plans and executed them to perfection.
Snow Day
Whether I was 7 or 17, Grandma was always there to oversee the greatest of winter traditions; the snow day.
Christmas Pajamas
Christmas always had a sort of repetition that bordered on reverent tradition. Every trip to Grandma’s on Christmas Day included a box with new pajamas.
Fictional Grandmas
Mars Attacks!
Your Grandma's taste in music probably won't save the world like in this 90s classic, but it has more influence in your life than you realize.
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
A Grandma's optimistic view of her adopted homeland inspires her daughter and alters the path of her granddaughter. We can all use a little more optimism.
Dante’s Peak
Dante’s Peak is a 90’s disaster movie in both plot and execution. That said, it does have an awesome Grandma named Ruth.